Bruce A. Johnson

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Random quote:
The pitcher tries to throw the ball so the batter can't hit it.  The batter tries to hit the ball out of the park so the catcher can't catch it.  And the basemen guard the bases so the runners can't run.
It's designed to make everybody stand around and do fuck-all.
-- From the movie "Next Exit" (2022)

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